The prophecy: Act 1
In the forgotten forest, lived a chipmunk named Chip. Chip was a down-and-out grifter spending his days trying to push things no one wanted, like a broken twig that had "good vibes" or an "alpha" acorn. Chip remained penniless, ridiculed and slightly damp. (No one knows why he was damp, he just was)
The Prophecy: Act 2
One evening while Chip was doomscrolling live pairs, a glow emerged from his screen. Suddenly a voice called out, "Chip! YOU ARE DESTINED TO BE A CHAD! Harness the power of SOL and thou shalt ascend!" The chad-god of SOL had spoken, and suddenly a dollar sign appeared before his name, he was now $CHIP
$CHIP was alone again. "Destined to be a chad?! me?!" He looked, but all that was around were some outdated sheckles and rupees. Though shocked by the SOL god’s divine words, he understood it was a sacred oath that must be kept. $CHIP donned a tiny robe, becoming the prophet of SOL, and prepared to stealth launch his teachings on the forest creatures.
$CHIP began his blockchain pilgrimage, preaching the word of DeFi to all who'd listen. "Mice! your stashes are centralized, one bear market could wipe out your wealth!" he would cry, "BEHOLD THE POWER OF $CHIP" he declared.
As expected the poor scared squirrels were skeptical. However the remaining based creatures of the forest knew what power the prophecy held. They worked together buying huge bags, buying dips and spreading the gospel to far off regions of the forest. These creatures were hereby referred to as "The Order of $CHIP"
Not long after, with the determination of the forest community, other regions began to join. Within days $CHIP was the new standard for sustainability, you weren't anyone if you didn't hold $CHIP. The cult had flourished into a full blown religion. All those who followed had doubled, tripled, even 100Xed their stacks.